Thursday, June 18, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

The Lord of Grampires

Experts debate on the exact type of bear blood consumed by the general, but all agree that during the crescent moon he feasted upon ursine blood to recharge his 12 chambered heart.  Grampires (beasts that drink the blood of grizzlies) were all over the east coast during his presidency so its safe to assume he may have been among their number, in fact, he could have been the first....the lord of all grampires.