Before a speech to Congress, George Washington is forced to conceal his great power using a bottle of Yoohoo and a crude sigil made on the ground. His grampire blood is then expelled as scorpions....totally true. It was a bad ass speech. It got us like, the bill of rights or the internet or something.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
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Monday, June 15, 2009
The Lord of Grampires
Experts debate on the exact type of bear blood consumed by the general, but all agree that during the crescent moon he feasted upon ursine blood to recharge his 12 chambered heart. Grampires (beasts that drink the blood of grizzlies) were all over the east coast during his presidency so its safe to assume he may have been among their number, in fact, he could have been the first....the lord of all grampires.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
The George Washington Form Rank 2
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