tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30292100098774988572011-10-10T23:13:50.782-07:00Cory Loftishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01695108855021072145noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3029210009877498857.post-48449135147607975872009-07-29T23:03:00.001-07:002009-07-29T23:08:09.056-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6jCnBvPbyno/SnE3rbz3-2I/AAAAAAAAAMI/9o7_PBslx8k/s1600-h/ritual2"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 232px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6jCnBvPbyno/SnE3rbz3-2I/AAAAAAAAAMI/9o7_PBslx8k/s400/ritual2" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364129850514209634" /></a><br /><div>Before a speech to Congress, George Washington is forced to conceal his great power using a bottle of Yoohoo and a crude sigil made on the ground.  His grampire blood is then expelled as scorpions....totally true.  It was a bad ass speech.  It got us like, the bill of rights or the internet or something.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3029210009877498857-4844913514760797587?l=georgewashingtonisamyth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cory Loftishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01695108855021072145noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3029210009877498857.post-85608943354181731112009-06-18T13:25:00.001-07:002009-06-18T13:25:52.151-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sbRom1Rz8OA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sbRom1Rz8OA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3029210009877498857-8560894335418173111?l=georgewashingtonisamyth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cory Loftishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01695108855021072145noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3029210009877498857.post-77235159178236327442009-06-15T21:15:00.000-07:002009-06-15T21:20:47.527-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6jCnBvPbyno/Sjccl7xWUwI/AAAAAAAAAK0/GEMcbvzVP5g/s1600-h/grizzv"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 311px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6jCnBvPbyno/Sjccl7xWUwI/AAAAAAAAAK0/GEMcbvzVP5g/s400/grizzv" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347774520551166722" /></a><br /><div>Experts debate on the exact type of bear blood consumed by the general, but all agree that during the crescent moon he feasted upon ursine blood to recharge his 12 chambered heart.  Grampires (beasts that drink the blood of grizzlies) were all over the east coast during his presidency so its safe to assume he may have been among their number, in fact, he could have been the first....the lord of all grampires.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3029210009877498857-7723515917823632744?l=georgewashingtonisamyth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cory Loftishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01695108855021072145noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3029210009877498857.post-15767719646455429712009-05-21T17:53:00.000-07:002009-05-21T17:59:17.081-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6jCnBvPbyno/ShX4279-ZGI/AAAAAAAAAJc/GwKu7N-KVm4/s1600-h/georgemantis.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 204px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6jCnBvPbyno/ShX4279-ZGI/AAAAAAAAAJc/GwKu7N-KVm4/s400/georgemantis.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338446556011848802" border="0" /></a><br />Not quite his ultimate form, but he kept this power level during most of his presidency. Probably why there are no portraits from the shoulders down. His ultimate form was never achieved, thankfully, as it would have resulted in the end of humanity.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3029210009877498857-1576771964645542971?l=georgewashingtonisamyth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cory Loftishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01695108855021072145noreply@blogger.com0